I just had a sandwich for lunch.
Dear Food Submitter,
We regret to inform you that the submitted food item has been rejected for inclusion in the digestive system for the reasons indicated below. Please note that this is not a comment on your skills as a food preparer or eater, but simply a reflection that our standards have increased significantly due to the volume of food we have been processing.
+ Composition of food could be improved.
+ Food is grainy and/or blurry.
+ Poor lighting.
+ Not suitable for digestion.
Thank you, and we look forward to future food submissions.