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rubyroo

« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2011, 16:38 »

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Nonono, you have it all wrong. M is for Moron. P is for Professional.

Just keep it on 'P' and get that nice tapestry bag and yellow camera strap. That's the way... Wink


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Jonathan Ross

« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2011, 20:21 »

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Hi Rubyroo,

Thanks for the tip that completely explains why every time I take a photo of a person they look like an idiot. P from here on out I wanna be a Pro. By the way MWAC has a great Face Book site I joined today the only problem is some people don't get its a gag so you have to be careful not to accidentally offend someone Grin

Best,
Jonathan


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« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2011, 20:37 »

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Watched the first one................somewhat funny. You can tell it's a spoof cuz she speaks on camera fluently and with little mannerisms to give you the idea she is a housewife. After one minute of the next one (#6) I got bored and turned it off.......... not remotely funny. If people are convinced by this stuff, then it's easy to see how simple it is to fleece them with Nigerian/Russian 419 scams. Grin


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click_click

« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2011, 20:38 »

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Quote from: OM on December 16, 2011, 20:37


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« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2011, 21:23 »

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Holy crap!


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rubyroo

« Reply #30 on: December 17, 2011, 04:37 »

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Quote from: Jonathan Ross on December 16, 2011, 20:21

Best,
Jonathan

No problem Jonathan. I'm sure you'll make it to 'Pro' one day - just forget everything you ever learned and you'll be fine Cheesy

Amazing that people don't see it's a gag. The 6th vid uploaded yesterday didn't appeal to me so much - but I enjoyed the one on accessories (surely that one makes it very clear!). Also the one on marketing (I have met many people who walk around with 'ROCKSTAR' in their head. Anyway... I'm off to buy some earrings. Wink


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Blufish

« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2011, 10:00 »

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One word: creepy. Reminds me of the days where everyone who had PowerPoint was automatically a "designer"


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pancaketom

« Reply #32 on: December 18, 2011, 13:53 »

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I thought the new Canon 1d mark V was too expensive until I saw it had an Awesome Value mode. That's what I'll use.


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dirkr

« Reply #33 on: December 18, 2011, 14:37 »

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She's got some very solid advice in there, but the really frustrating part about it is, I now know I never will be a Pro Photographer. I've been looking at my Canon camera for the last half hour but there is no little dial with a "P" on. I am failing at the very first step....

Grin


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cobalt

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« Reply #34 on: December 18, 2011, 14:56 »

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Thank you for making us look at this...I´ll have to forward that to all those people who want to have my job...

(yes - reaalllyyyyy - it is thaaat easy...just switch to ppppp)


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rinderart

« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2011, 11:26 »

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To me, Missy.....{What a perfect Name} is one of the funniest people I've seen in Years and I almost fell off my chair laughing. I think shes Brilliant. I wrote her and said she should do one on Becoming a Stock photographer.


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Morphart

« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2011, 11:43 »

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Quote from: lagereek on December 16, 2011, 02:32

Only, I bet 50% of all micro shooters have probably watched this garbage and decided to become a pro photographer. Whats the bet? Cheesy

* me I just spent 5k $ to upgrade my camand 2 months working with my new gears, lighting and lens, making sure I learn and understand all my manual settings...

Had I known with this video that I just needed to TURN THE DIAL... I would have started massively submitting stock photos!

Hell now that I know this I'll print myself a P t-shirt... The world is mine!


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Karimala

« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2011, 12:32 »

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Quote from: Zeus on December 16, 2011, 11:40

Wasn't she like the Governor of Alaska or Congresswoman of Minnesota or something?


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Mantis

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« Reply #38 on: December 31, 2011, 13:02 »

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Quote from: luissantos84 on December 16, 2011, 12:16

never used the P, I was thinking it was a Programmed mode, it ain´t?

P actually stands for PUNT! It's used when you can't get anything else on your camera to work right.


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RacePhoto

« Reply #39 on: December 31, 2011, 13:12 »

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Quote from: dirkr on December 18, 2011, 14:37

It's the P on top for "Professional" which is one step better than "Green A" but I can't put on the forum what that stands for. Wink

Sorry but if you have a P&S and don't have a dial, you can't be a "Professional" yet. You'll need at least a Rebel or G# something with a wheel on top.

If you want to become a professional at sports you need to move the dial to "Little Running Man" and there you are. Now you're a Sports Shooter! Grin

(photo vest and floppy hat are required dress apparel, so start saving for those too.) Like the camera bag, fashion is very important in looking Professional. LOL


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dirkr

« Reply #40 on: January 03, 2012, 05:57 »

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Quote from: RacePhoto on December 31, 2011, 13:12

Sorry but if you have a P&S and don't have a dial, you can't be a "Professional" yet. You'll need at least a Rebel or G# something with a wheel on top.

There's more cameras out there without a dial than just P&S...


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RapidEye

« Reply #41 on: January 03, 2012, 07:25 »

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Actually, M(asculine) exposure is overrated, except when it's necessary. This spoof is one very laborious joke.


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« Reply #42 on: January 03, 2012, 08:50 »

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Quote from: RapidEye on January 03, 2012, 07:25

Actually, M(asculine) exposure is overrated, except when it's necessary. This spoof is one very laborious joke.

++ Knuckles to that Don!


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nicku

« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2012, 02:47 »

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now i realize than carefully adjusting the camera settings was very wrong and time consuming Wink

i will never be a pro. if i will continue. loooool Grin

good clip MOM.

));... Jesus....


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qwerty

« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2012, 03:23 »

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P = (P)rofessional
A = (A)wesome
T = (T)otally Awesome
M = (M)an I take good photos
B = My photos are (B)etter than yours


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