Author Topic: I am starting a new stockphotowebsite .. (Read 21060 times)

mantonino · « **Reply #50 on:** March 16, 2008, 22:08 »

Quote from: michealo on March 10, 2008, 11:05

Minimum pay-out is $1000, if any gets near that I will probably rise it again - its a great way of financing a business.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: GeoPappas on March 10, 2008, 11:39

Don't we already have a bunch of sites just like this?

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: JerryL5 on March 10, 2008, 12:40

Acceptable file formats: .cryn (.cryn = crayon)

ROFL! LOL OMG.

Quote from: DanP68 on March 10, 2008, 23:06

One of your lemurs just rejected my image of a goldfish shaking hands with a businessman. The ridiculous reason? Too blue! Are you kidding me? This photo is straight out of the camera! I used a cooling filter on my lens, and used CS2 to remove all reds and greens. That's all! I didn't add any blue! You guys are turning into istock with your ridiculous over-blue rejections.

*tears*

Quote from: FlemishDreams on March 11, 2008, 08:03

SuckerStock, NightmaresTime, CrapHamlet, iStuckPhoto, FeedmePics, CantStockPhoto, Fophobia, TinyStockPhoto, Albummer, Zymystical, LostPhotos, PanzerMedia, 123Royalties4me and UnluckyGulliver (the self-proclaimed giant that was tamed by market dwarfs).

*laughing harder* Oh man…. Zymystical – that's how I really feel about that site. I don't understand it yet. lol I would also say 123Royalties4Me is hilarious!

Instead of Istuck how about USuckPhoto?

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I needed this thread tonight! Thanks! haha The disillusionment is everywhere! haha At least I'm not alone.

null · « **Reply #51 on:** March 17, 2008, 07:32 »

Quote from: a.k.a.-tom on March 14, 2008, 17:11

How about a bumper sticker

Yes we have those, and to stand out from the others, they are vertical. Fits nicely on a sports utility bulldozer. Send us 10$ by Paypal for packing and handling, and you get one for free!

bestshotz · « **Reply #52 on:** March 17, 2008, 08:57 »

Message Moved

HughStoneIan · « **Reply #53 on:** March 17, 2008, 09:09 »

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bestshotz · « **Reply #54 on:** March 17, 2008, 09:32 »

Message Moved

le_cyclope · « **Reply #55 on:** March 17, 2008, 19:24 »

Quote from: bestshotz on March 17, 2008, 09:32

Hi Hugh

OK Mate .. cheers for the advice .. Because its a new Site .. Sounded right up my alley starting it here ... Got to start somewhere ... .. and this looks like a good friendly forum ... with good viewing stats to get the right people for advice and new members and within 5 mins of post had 5 new viewers on site 1 a min not bad .. its a start ... but will look around to start a new thread ...

Cheers again thanx for the advice

Paul

And take time to read this actual thread from the beginning...

Good luck!

Claude

graficallyminded · « **Reply #56 on:** March 24, 2008, 17:16 »

I will only sign up if i get a free t-shirt, and a hasselblad so i can shoot 39 MP.

DanP68 · « **Reply #57 on:** March 24, 2008, 18:17 »

Quote from: RT on March 13, 2008, 12:34

Your search results are clearly biased for anyone who's name is Bryan.

I don't think I caught this one before!

null · « **Reply #58 on:** March 24, 2008, 18:38 »

Quote from: graficallyminded on March 24, 2008, 17:16

I will only sign up if i get a free t-shirt, and a hasselblad so i can shoot 39 MP.

You clearly missed our last assignment: A creative and fully model released photo of Britney Spears shaking hands with Barrack Osama in pink business suit wearing headsets in front of the Boroburdur temple complex in East Java, Indonesia. The first price was a Hasselblad. Too bad you didn't participate!

Better next time!

RacePhoto · « **Reply #59 on:** March 24, 2008, 21:25 »

I hate to feed this thread, but there was a free camera deal, H3DII-39, 39 Megapixel, SLR Digital Camera, and it came with a free T-shirt. Just like some of the best deals on eBay, the only catch was, shipping is $34,005 plus insurance.

Had to be ordered on Feb. 28th, so you might try again in four years.

Your next photo assignment, should you choose to accept it, is Elvis, Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix all together at a cafe' in France. Rumors are that they are still in hiding together. Double bonus if you can catch Marilyn Monroe and JFK, who are also reported to be secluded in the same area.

ann · « **Reply #60 on:** March 29, 2008, 00:56 »

This is a formal complaint against Unfortunatecantstopphoto.com's Terms of Use for Contributors, Article 372c:

#372c: All titles, descriptions, and keywords must be anagrams of Unfortunatecantstopphoto.com AND relevant to the photo.

Yes, there are well over 1,000 words that can be formed from Unfortunatecantstopphoto.com, but here's just one less-than-desirable effect of this rule: Every image will have to be taupe, unless we can use hue to stand in for every other color.

If Article 372c , aka the Anagram Debacle, continues in force, get ready to have your portfolio reflect subjects and concepts such as these exclusively:

contemptuous, catastrophe, cottonmouth, manufacture, portmanteau, accountant, autonomous, contestant, counteract, counterman, courthouse, monotonous, portentous, spacecraft, tantamount, technocrat, thermostat, toothpaste, touchstone, tournament, aftermath, afternoon, amorphous, astronaut, automaton, cancerous, compacter, component, composure, concourse, courteous, courtesan, craftsman, cutaneous, cutthroat, farmhouse, fortunate, horoscope, northeast, opportune, osteopath, outermost, parachute, paramount, proponent, sophomore, spectator, stateroom, transmute, trenchant, uppermost, uttermost, amputate, ancestor, apparent, approach, autocrat, automate, chaperon, chestnut, coachman, coauthor, comatose, concerto, contempt, contract, corpsman, enormous, farthest, footnote, footpath, foursome, humorous, mustache, numerous, opponent, pantheon, penchant, puncture, purchase, saucepan, scarface, shortcut, spectrum, teaspoon, tomatoes, topnotch, tortuous, upstream, account, cartoon, coconut, camera

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Author Topic: I am starting a new stockphotowebsite .. (Read 21060 times)

mantonino

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