MicrostockGroup

Istockphoto's forums are down, with the following announcement:

"Sorry! iStock’s forums have been temporarily deactivated. What a great chance to get some work done. You do have work to do, right? We’ll have them back soon… we promise."

This got me to thinking about the different ways different microstock companies make announcement. How would other microstock companies handle the same announcement?

Dreamstime (honest, stoic) : Our forums are down due to massive hardware failure. Our programmers are working hard to fix the problem soon. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Fotolia (lie like hell) : There's nothing wrong with our forums. These are not the droids you're looking for.

Lucky Oliver (borderline lunatic): Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe