MicrostockGroup

I know that some company statements are difficult to understand so I will assist in translating:

things won't change overnight = things will change next week

make <insert company name>  successful = maximise profit for our shareholders

do an even better job of addressing weaknesses = edit our cvs

bold steps = talk the talk not walk the walk

aligned = take it or leave it

pay very close attention = ignore

plans = no plans

communication = no communication

improved communication = less communication

staff with wide experience = staff targeted in the next round of layoffs

learning from each other = see pay very close attention

we are excited = we are far from excited but we feign excitement to hang onto our jobs as we are staff with wide experience

don't worry = worry