Author Topic: Free Teleseminar with Stephen Mallon - Sign-Up Open (Read 2101 times)

photosecrets · « **on:** April 22, 2009, 11:08 »

FREE TELESEMINAR WITH PHOTOGRAPHER
STEPHEN MALLON
ON MAY 20, 2009, AT 6:00P.M. (PST), 9:00P.M. (EST)

As announced in the blog post last week I am facilitating a free teleseminar with Stephen Mallon. If you are interested in finding out about how he landed the job of shooting the salvage operation of the plane, almost lost his rights to his images and how he got it back please sign up here: http://Photosecrets.biz

This is not about Microstock, but a general photography topic that is of interest due to a recent event and a copyright and use licensing issue.
Beate Chelette

alias · « **Reply #1 on:** April 22, 2009, 11:20 »

Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

CofkoCof · « **Reply #2 on:** April 22, 2009, 12:36 »

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE[/youtube]

alias · « **Reply #3 on:** April 22, 2009, 13:19 »

Thanks for that

It's rather cool that the Monty Python people have set up an official YouTube channel to distribute their content for free.

Vonkara · « **Reply #4 on:** April 22, 2009, 13:28 »

CofkoCof · « **Reply #5 on:** April 22, 2009, 14:14 »

Quote from: alias on April 22, 2009, 13:19

Thanks for that It's rather cool that the Monty Python people have set up an official YouTube channel to distribute their content for free.

Yeah. The funny thing is that their dvd sales climbed almost to the top of the most selling items on Amazon soon after they released the channel.

photosecrets · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:59 »

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
[/quote]

Alias - what is your problem? Maybe we should take this outside? Are you stalking me?

If you are not interested in anything outside of your word - be quiet. You are repetitive and your comments are out of line and once again unprofesional.

There are other photographers who want to hear this and have signed up. Please don't ruin it for everyone else. Hate away somewhere else.

m@m · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:21 »

Quote from: photosecrets on April 24, 2009, 10:59

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

There are other photographers who want to hear this and have signed up. Please don't ruin it for everyone else. Hate away somewhere else.
[/quote]

Not here!...spam go away!!!

Good to hear about the Monty Python DVDs, that has alway being one of my favorite all time shows.

gostwyck · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2009, 12:10 »

Quote from: m@m on April 24, 2009, 11:21

Not here!...spam go away!!!

I'd agree. This is supposed to be a forum for the discussion of issues not your personal free advertising space.

If you want to advertise your products or services then the professional thing to do (as you keep lecturing everyone else about) would be to pay for one of the advertisement slots. Simply starting new threads every other day to pimp your own site/services is just spam.

null · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2009, 12:19 »

Quote from: photosecrets on April 24, 2009, 10:59

Hate away somewhere else.

Wrong. "Alias" is a valued forum contributor. He's at home here. Near-spammers that bump in with two unrelated threads are the ones that should take their business elsewhere, or pay for advertisement.

fotografer · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2009, 12:39 »

I agee, if you want to use Leaf's forum for pimping then at least have the decency to pay him for an advertising slot then people would be a lot more willing to take seriously what you have to say.

batman · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2009, 12:44 »

Quote from: CofkoCof on April 22, 2009, 12:36

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE[/youtube]

so, where is this spam seminar ? which bus dya take to get there? and is john cleese going to sign autograph after the seminar? i love to meet his ghost ! rofl

sharply_done · « **Reply #12 on:** April 26, 2009, 01:00 »

Quote from: fotografer on April 24, 2009, 12:39

I agee, if you want to use Leaf's forum for pimping then at least have the decency to pay him for an advertising slot then people would be a lot more willing to take seriously what you have to say.

Yes, it's true that could be done, and that brings up something that's a little bothersome to me. Do advertisers know that some people pay not to see their ads? Isn't it double-dipping to have companies pay to advertise while also giving members the option of paying not to see them?