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shank_ali
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« on: November 23, 2008, 14:36 » |
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I am being stalked,i heard footsteps behind me today when i was shooting in the woods.I turned quickly and no-one was in sight.
Now i am getting paranoid as i hear whispering in my ears even when i am asleep.Shall i seek medical help or get a change of identity and emigrate to a remote island where once again i can enjoy my peace of mind.
Any suggestions to ease my tortured mind.
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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2008, 14:40 » |
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shank_ali
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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2008, 15:21 » |
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Thanks for link i shall check it out in due course.In the meantime inserting cotton wool in my ears seems to have eased the whispering.... |
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AVAVA
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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2008, 15:34 » |
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You're not Mad ... It was me. MUWA-HAA-HA I can see you....
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shank_ali
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2008, 16:51 » |
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You're not Mad ... It was me. MUWA-HAA-HA I can see you....
That's what we call a spirited responce.I can see your on the same medication as my good self.I take one white tablet before i go to sleep and a red one before i awake and it helps! |
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hali
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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2008, 17:01 » |
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You're not Mad ... It was me. MUWA-HAA-HA I can see you....
That's what we call a spirited responce.I can see your on the same medication as my good self.I take one white tablet before i go to sleep and a red one before i awake and it helps! rgebbie, avava, ali, you guys tear me up. this is more fun than sorting junkmail on the potty in the loo  |
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AVAVA
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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2008, 17:01 » |
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You should try the blue ones at lunch.
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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2008, 17:49 » |
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Shall i seek medical help or get a change of identity and emigrate to a remote island where once again i can enjoy my peace of mind.
Go for the remote island. And make sure there's no Internet access on it. Claude |
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hali
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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2008, 18:04 » |
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Shall i seek medical help or get a change of identity and emigrate to a remote island where once again i can enjoy my peace of mind.
Go for the remote island. And make sure there's no Internet access on it. Claude quite honestly, i'd rather have a deserted island home somewhere in the tropical sun, then a classy apt with internet where i'm freezing my hineys off.  |
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Tuilay
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2008, 18:45 » |
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Go for the remote island. And make sure there's no Internet access on it.
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When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know
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Lizard
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2008, 20:42 » |
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I think you should pull the best from thisyour situation and write a song , I recall , Iron Maiden had a great success with one of theirs on this thematic. |
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shank_ali
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« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2008, 02:02 » |
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I have awoken refreshed and ready to start a new week.The demons that follow me daily shall be bannished. They take it in turns to follow me you no.I have counted 5 so far.I found it amusing the other day when i was out driving and went round a roundabout 3 times and two cars did the same....secret service my butt |
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hali
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« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2008, 07:50 » |
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the other day when i was out driving and went round a roundabout 3 times and two cars did the same....
but did you look in your mirror to see who were driving in those 2 surveillance autos? they were you ... arhhhhghh!  |
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« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2008, 09:45 » |
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the other day when i was out driving and went round a roundabout 3 times and two cars did the same....
but did you look in your mirror to see who were driving in those 2 surveillance autos? they were you ... arhhhhghh! Is this me or is this you Look in the mirror Who do you see Do you see you Or do you see me |
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shank_ali
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« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2008, 15:56 » |
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This all came about after i discovered a plot by some irate aussies to overthrow the british monachy.Codenamed " mevans" i discovered plans to force lizzie to abdicate and make australia free.
Since i reported this quango to M15 my life has been in turmoil.I think my home telephone is tapped so i have went ex directory to thwart their attempts to listen to my heavy breathing routine!
My tunnel is nearly complete....
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brm1949
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« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2008, 16:21 » |
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Yes, keep digging, your almost here. We have waited a long time for you, Welcome.
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« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2008, 16:26 » |
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Codenamed "mevans"
You had me going until this part. Everybody knows mevans is just a big teddy bear. |
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shank_ali
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« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2008, 15:53 » |
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I am now safe.I have a new identity and shall remain elusive to all those wishing me harm.
The End.
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AVAVA
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« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2008, 16:04 » |
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Do all your big deals in car garages downtown. The helicopters can't read you through that much concrete.
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Tuilay
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« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2008, 16:09 » |
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It all sounds awesome, but I hope you realised that all tunnels end up in China |
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