MicrostockGroup

Microstock agencies are like girlfriends.
In the beginning it is grand,
show me your pixels, love your pixels,
I need your pixels,
I want your pixels, more, please more.
All is happy, all she talks about is your pixels.
You think everything is great and move-in with her.
It is so swell she is happy with your pixels,
she tells your pixels make her feel good.
One night, tell, "let me show some new pixels."
Suddenly, out of the blue
it is honey not tonight, "I have a headache!"
Your first rejection!
The next night, "honey not tonight, I have already seen your pix!"
 Your rejection rate increases!
You realize your girlfriend is becoming old and tired.
She tells you, "I don't want to see your pix, I already had your pix.
Total rejection, you lose all interest and quit submitting.
The final rejection, It is just a snapshot and the final insult,
"The new Photographer is a stud and his pixels are bigger."

That's funny 

I almost forgot I have a blog.   Reminds me of a post from 3 years ago.  OMG, it's funny how dated it is... photo credit from Lucky Oliver - opt-out options from subs - Featurepics paying 50% ....  Oh, how times change.

http://microstockjunction.com/2008/01/08/a-contributor-uprising.aspx

Very funny but....


Seriously?

 

I'm at the airport and I just burst out laughing because of this thread. Now people are thinking, I hope he's not going to be sitting next to me. 

Never get married!

More like a gold-digger ex-wife who takes you for more than 80% of your net worth, even though there was no contribution during the duration of relationship.