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Microstock Photography Forum - General => General Photography Discussion => Topic started by: BaldricksTrousers on May 01, 2012, 04:57

Title: How to take a photo
Post by: BaldricksTrousers on May 01, 2012, 04:57
At least I now know how to take a photo, thanks to Yuri's new site:


(http://dyg4o34c9df9o.cloudfront.net/DATA/images/3661f78c65dc6d057e11add06437e0c2-zoom_90.jpg)
Title: Re: How to take a photo
Post by: rubyroo on May 01, 2012, 05:12
 :D

Perhaps it's a macro of finger wrinkles?  ;)
Title: Re: How to take a photo
Post by: RacePhoto on May 01, 2012, 11:01
:D

Perhaps it's a macro of finger wrinkles?  ;)

It would only be better if the lens cap was left on.

Light meter isn't.
Title: Re: How to take a photo
Post by: Jo Ann Snover on May 01, 2012, 11:39
I feel a blonde joke coming on...
Title: Re: How to take a photo
Post by: ShadySue on May 01, 2012, 12:01
Thanks for posting. Saved me the expense of the BootCamp, and shows me what I've been doing wrong all along.  :D
Title: Re: How to take a photo
Post by: tab62 on May 01, 2012, 12:07
I bet she calls 'Safe Sex' a padded head board...
Title: Re: How to take a photo
Post by: ShadySue on May 01, 2012, 18:19
I bet she calls 'Safe Sex' a padded head board...
LOL!
Title: Re: How to take a photo
Post by: gillian vann on May 03, 2012, 08:01
really nice fake tan, and really nice job on the lip gloss.
Title: Re: How to take a photo
Post by: luissantos84 on May 03, 2012, 08:57
basically she was covering all the tiny trademarks so it went like that, anyway I donīt believe it is polite to open this kind of topic..
Title: Re: How to take a photo
Post by: Jo Ann Snover on May 03, 2012, 09:07
Of course it's not polite, but it's a lot of fun. And besides, it won't stop Yuri from dropping in here next time he wants something, so no harm, no foul :)
Title: Re: How to take a photo
Post by: BaldricksTrousers on May 03, 2012, 09:19
basically she was covering all the tiny trademarks so it went like that, anyway I donīt believe it is polite to open this kind of topic..

Are you serious? I hardly think cloning "Color Skopar" off a Voigtlander Vito's lens is beyond the powers of his retouching crew. It's still obvious what the camera is, anyway.

Impolite, perhaps, but the world's top stock photographer should be above such mistakes.
Title: Re: How to take a photo
Post by: luissantos84 on May 03, 2012, 09:20
Of course it's not polite, but it's a lot of fun. And besides, it won't stop Yuri from dropping in here next time he wants something, so no harm, no foul :)

sure! I remember a topic that I have oppened about a Yuri picture too and everybody basically ATE me alive :D

the picture in question was from the REAL most downloaded man with a DIESEL t-shirt ;D
Title: Re: How to take a photo
Post by: tab62 on May 03, 2012, 10:09
My "Golden Retriever" would hold the camera correctly...
Title: Re: How to take a photo
Post by: Pixart on May 03, 2012, 12:25
This photo was taken from the elimination day at Yuri's boot camp: 

Voice Over, Jeff Probst:  "Pretty photographer with white teeth and ability to compose Yuri style photograph with camera upside down while engaging shutter button with nose wins immunity!"