Just funny/wanted to share... It's funny observing that the the "exciting news" isn't just restricted to stock agencies...

Near where I live, there are signs posted about "Exciting News" from an apartment complex... Basically it reads "Exciting News! We are going to be making CRAPLOADS of more money from jamming MORE apartment buildings in your area! Just wanted to let you know that you may have traffic congestions while we bring in TONS of construction equipment that inconvenience you, so please just be patient... but EXCITING news  because WE are making more money!"

Was funny. Sounds like a stock agency notice too