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Microstock Photography Forum - General => General Stock Discussion => Topic started by: tab62 on April 04, 2012, 12:17
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Here is good a potential song for us to create-
'Reviews Are Slow- Money is Low'
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adding to the song-
'Reviews Are Slow- Money is Low'
'Now I have to Go- Due to the cash Flow'
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HAHAHAHA I'm dying of laughter here - thank you. I just created this in like ... 15 minutes.
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To the tune of Party Rock Anthem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIOOwhmkoLo#ws) by LMFAO, this is
Microstock Rock Anthem
MICROSTOCK!! Yeah!!
Microstockin' in the house tonight!
Everybody just give up your time
And it'll make you lose your mind
You won't even make a freakin dime ...
Microstockin' in the house tonight!
Everybody just give up your time
And it'll make you lose your mind
You won't even make a ... cent here!
At the pc and on the clock, getting it done in microstock
Nonstop we're removing spots, booty getting fat, on chairs we rot,
Need a drink, I gots to know - tight crops, tattoos? Yeah they've got to go!
No black, no white, they do their own, want that money? Go upload.
Yo I'm running these pics through Lightroom,
I got a fab workflow, I'll be outta here soon,
We microstock! Yeah that's the crew that I'm reppin,
Removing zits, using Photoshop as a weapon
Microstockin' in the house tonight!
Everybody just give up your time
And it'll make you lose your mind
You won't even make a freakin dime ...
Microstockin' in the house tonight!
Everybody just give up your time
And it'll make you lose your mind
You won't even make a freakin dime ...
Everyday I'm uploadin ...
Uploadin, uploadin...
Step up fast and be the first agency to make us cash,
Give us money, don't be mad now, stop, stealin's bad.
One more batch for us, another round,
Please don't knock it back, don't mess around
We just wanna see them sellin' now,
Now you wanna be ... you're buyin now
Sales up, sales down, put images all around
Sales up, sales down, put images all around
Sales up, sales down, put images all around.
Get those sales up, get those sales up...
Microstockin' in the house tonight!
(get those sales up)
Everybody just give up your time
(get those sales up)
And it'll make you lose your mind
(get those sales up)
You won't even make a freakin dime ...
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fatefull trip,
That started with a 300d,
And an optional battery grip...
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But he's got hi-i-igh hopes, he's got hi-i-igh hopes
He's got high apple pi-i-ie-in-the-sk-y-y hopes
But it was just my imagination Running away with me
It was just my imagination Running away with me
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I'm going down
Down the line
I'm a iStocker yeah
A goddamn iStocker yeah
That's fine
I made a deal with the Devil that I can't change
No no not any more
Have mercy on my now
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:D
These are great! Here's mine... to the tune of 'Yesterday' by The Beatles (obviously!)
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Yesterday....
All my photos were just put away
Now they're out there in a fine display
Just waiting for... someone to pay...
Suddenly....
My back's not the way it used to be...
All this sitting is destroying me...
My sales will pay... for therapy
Why... the... pay's so low
I don't know
I couldn't say
I... hope... we'll get paid
Better rates...
Some sunny day! (..ay... ay... ay)
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LOL! You guys ROCK! A good sense humor keeps us from going nuts in this business! Thanks. Tom
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It's good that we can laugh about it...either that or we have already hit insanity.
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"Take this job and shove it"....Johnny Paycheck.