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tab62

« on: April 04, 2012, 12:17 »
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Here is good a potential song for us to create-

'Reviews Are Slow- Money is Low'


tab62

« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2012, 12:26 »
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adding to the song-

'Reviews Are Slow- Money is Low'
'Now I have to Go- Due to the cash Flow'

« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2012, 19:47 »
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HAHAHAHA I'm dying of laughter here - thank you.  I just created this in like ... 15 minutes.
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To the tune of
Party Rock Anthem
by LMFAO, this is

Microstock Rock Anthem

MICROSTOCK!!  Yeah!! 

Microstockin' in the house tonight!
Everybody just give up your time
And it'll make you lose your mind
You won't even make a freakin dime ...

Microstockin' in the house tonight!
Everybody just give up your time
And it'll make you lose your mind
You won't even make a  ... cent here!

At the pc and on the clock, getting it done in microstock
Nonstop we're removing spots, booty getting fat, on chairs we rot,
Need a drink, I gots to know - tight crops, tattoos? Yeah they've got to go!
No black, no white, they do their own, want that money? Go upload.

Yo I'm running these pics through Lightroom,
I got a fab workflow, I'll be outta here soon,
We microstock! Yeah that's the crew that I'm reppin,
Removing zits, using Photoshop as a weapon

Microstockin' in the house tonight!
Everybody just give up your time
And it'll make you lose your mind
You won't even make a freakin dime ...

Microstockin' in the house tonight!
Everybody just give up your time
And it'll make you lose your mind
You won't even make a freakin dime ...

Everyday I'm uploadin ...
Uploadin, uploadin...

Step up fast and be the first agency to make us cash,
Give us money, don't be mad now, stop, stealin's bad.

One more batch for us, another round,
Please don't knock it back, don't mess around
We just wanna see them sellin' now,
Now you wanna be ... you're buyin now

Sales up, sales down, put images all around
Sales up, sales down, put images all around
Sales up, sales down, put images all around.
Get those sales up, get those sales up...

Microstockin' in the house tonight!
(get those sales up)
Everybody just give up your time
(get those sales up)
And it'll make you lose your mind
(get those sales up)
You won't even make a freakin dime ...

« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2012, 21:06 »
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fatefull trip,
That started with a 300d,
And an optional battery grip...

RacePhoto

« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2012, 01:56 »
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But he's got hi-i-igh hopes, he's got hi-i-igh hopes
He's got high apple pi-i-ie-in-the-sk-y-y hopes

But it was just my imagination Running away with me
It was just my imagination Running away with me
« Last Edit: April 05, 2012, 02:05 by RacePhoto »

« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2012, 04:39 »
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I'm going down
Down the line
I'm a iStocker yeah
A goddamn iStocker yeah
That's fine
I made a deal with the Devil that I can't change
No no not any more
Have mercy on my now

rubyroo

« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2012, 04:56 »
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 :D

These are great!  Here's mine... to the tune of 'Yesterday' by The Beatles (obviously!)

___________________________

Yesterday....
All my photos were just put away
Now they're out there in a fine display
Just waiting for... someone to pay...

Suddenly....
My back's not the way it used to be...
All this sitting is destroying me...
My sales will pay... for therapy

Why... the... pay's so low
I don't know
I couldn't say

I... hope... we'll get paid
Better rates...
Some sunny day! (..ay... ay... ay)

tab62

« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2012, 09:03 »
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LOL! You guys ROCK! A good sense humor keeps us from going nuts in this business!  Thanks. Tom

donding

  • Think before you speak
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2012, 18:36 »
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It's good that we can laugh about it...either that or we have already hit insanity.

« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2012, 19:42 »
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"Take this job and shove it"....Johnny Paycheck.


 

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