Author Topic: Stock-Photo Model Scout Sees Something Special In This Man... (Read 7536 times)

rimglow · « **on:** April 06, 2013, 14:47 »

CHICAGO—Not long after he happened to pass through a bustling office Friday morning, stock-photo model scout Andrew Sheeran revealed to colleagues that he had seen something very special in a man he had spotted wearing business attire and crossing his arms. “The second he sat down on the edge of that desk, folded his arms, and stared ahead intently, I knew this guy was a natural,” Sheeran said of the clean-cut, dark-haired 35-to-45-year-old man. “I can definitely picture him shaking hands with a smiling Asian woman or standing in front of a projector screen pointing to a pie chart. Who knows, maybe he could be on the cover of a workplace guidelines pamphlet some day. He has the potential, that’s for * sure.” Sheehan added that the last time he had come across such raw talent was back in 1997, when he first saw famed stock-photo model Hank Felder sit down at a desktop computer, grimace, and run a hand through his hair.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/stockphoto-model-scout-sees-something-special-in-m,31958/

Beppe Grillo · « **Reply #1 on:** April 06, 2013, 15:09 »

He has the typical $ 4.95 smile…

Pixart · « **Reply #2 on:** April 06, 2013, 15:11 »

But he does cross his arms rather naturally doesn't he?

Travelling-light · « **Reply #3 on:** April 06, 2013, 15:56 »

I prefer the photographer. Much more sexy IMHO. Models like that make me cringe. Am I the only one?

click_click · « **Reply #4 on:** April 06, 2013, 16:15 »

But will he blend?

Sorry, I just had to....

I can see what he is talking about although I'm about to throw up in my mouth just hearing about such concept shoots with fixed quote interracial business situations - blech.

If this "model" can really deliver then there is more potential than just "business man with headset smiling"...

disorderly · « **Reply #5 on:** April 06, 2013, 17:13 »

You did all notice this is from The Onion, right?

Chico · « **Reply #6 on:** April 06, 2013, 17:21 »

cheap suit.

heywoody · « **Reply #7 on:** April 06, 2013, 17:28 »

Quote from: disorderly on April 06, 2013, 17:13

You did all notice this is from The Onion, right?

+1

shotupdave · « **Reply #8 on:** April 06, 2013, 17:32 »

"stock-photo model scout" I was not aware that such a job existed

Mantis · « **Reply #9 on:** April 06, 2013, 17:57 »

Quote from: Pixart on April 06, 2013, 15:11

But he does cross his arms rather naturally doesn't he?

Those are actually his legs, but he is so natural you just can't tell.

fotografer · « **Reply #10 on:** April 07, 2013, 14:15 »

Haha brilliant

RacePhoto · « **Reply #11 on:** April 07, 2013, 15:26 »

More than that I noticed that's not some monopod or tripod, look at the camera mount! Holy Cow! Yes some peole don't understand the Onion yet and believe it's real.

Maybe I have an advantage because it was founded at UWM-Madison in 1988? (Wisconsin)

Quote from: disorderly on April 06, 2013, 17:13