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Microstock Photography Forum - General => General Stock Discussion => Topic started by: rjmiz on June 15, 2008, 20:55
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WARNING the following content may be graphic.
Parental discretion is advised.
This scenario is written by a professional, do not attempt to write one by yourself at home.
This is just one of many reviewers from the many many stock sites across the globe.
It's 3am and Rob, our reviewer rolls out of bed.
His eye lids are stuck together by the glue that mysteriously is secreted at night while we sleep.
Rob's head is pounding, he thinks to himself "Shoot, too much vodka last night". "I gotta slow down soon"
As he stumbles into the kitchen to make coffee, he opens up a bottle pills laying on the kitchen counter.
popping 4 or 5 into his mouth, he takes a deep breath. Rob makes the coffee reaches into the fridge for the milk
and pulls out a near empty container that been in the fridge for 5 weeks. He sniffs the pouring spout, and his heads reels back
from the un-Godly odor of the few drops of milk. He pours it into his coffee, lites a cigarette and starts up his laptop.
Rob notices the one piece of spaghetti hanging off the laptop's screen, and flicks it off with his finger.
After 10 minutes, the laptop boots up and our friend Rob leaves his world, and enters his place of employment on the INTERNET!
Good thing there are no dress codes here. Rob has only his underwear on he's been wearing now for 3 weeks.
As Rob uses one hand to scratch the crack between his cheeks, the other types his password. He's in! ready to work.
Rob is a senior reviewer for a major stock imaging company on the web. Now that the pills are kicking in, and his eyes
are almost able to focus, Rob begins his day. "Why are there so many pictures of people smiling?" he thinks to himself.
REJECT-REJECT-REJECT-REJECT "people can't be that happy" "it's not reality" Rob uses one of the many "Canned" reject
messages already set to use with a click of the mouse. "Image not acceptable for stock"
Rob get's up...rises from his laptop goes to the bathroom to urinate and collapses on the floor.
The END
Note: The reviewer depicted here in our dramatic scenario is purely fictional and was created for entertainment purposes only.
the views and sentiments depicted by the author are not those necessarily shared by the admin of this forum.
Cranky MIZ
The voice of reason
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I think I know this guy...
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Well put MIZ!
We could call him the "Fat Controller" - power in the fingertips - controlling our lives - making us miserable!
Maybe after a good wash up he might clean up his act! :D
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Gee, thanks MIZ. now i am at peace with god again.
i hate rob already! it's a good name for the mass murderer reviewer
since he ROBs everyone of the chances to make money on his site.
actually, my associate calls rob FINGER.
finger because rob is good at only one thing, finger the key for disposition : THIS IS A SNAPSHOT or IMAGE HAS NO COMMERCIAL POTENTIAL.
and oh yes, FINGER... that's what everyone wants to give this reviewer ::)
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This is just one of many reviewers from the many many stock sites across the globe.[/b]
Rob is a senior reviewer for a major stock imaging company on the web. Now that the pills are kicking in, and his eyes....Rob uses one of the many "Canned" reject
messages already set to use with a click of the mouse. "Image not acceptable for stock"
Rob get's up...rises from his laptop goes to the bathroom to urinate and collapses on the floor.
The END
rob collapses to the WC's floor, not due to fatigue at work for pressing the disposition code key.
he collapses after urinating because he has a blocked urinary tract,
built up by bad karma for mass murder rejections of good images. ;D ;D ;D
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Ahh, that's why grunge images are everywhere.