"Getty Images and iStock would like to see you in Sharjah" says the blurb they sent me. So, I'm sure, would the Emirates internal security force, with the handcuffs and rubber truncheons all ready for me. I am not joking, if you have ever expressed any criticism of the ruling regime in the UAE or (even worse) suggested that Qatar is not a terrorist hell-hole, then you are officially a terrorist under UAE law and liable for a $15,000 fine and imprisonment of unspecified duration.
UAE prisons are reputed to be extremely nasty places, so that's a "no" from me, istock/getty, and from anyone else with any sort of belief in free speech.