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batman

« Reply #50 on: April 18, 2009, 09:44 »
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Cover the two shrubs with snow since they just suck black print ink. Freezingpictures would never sell so well if 80% of his shots weren't snow. He would sell even more if the rest wasn't those dreaded black pinguins but polar bears with white sunglasses and giant lens flare.


vonkara, flemishdreams, ... rofl
u guys are too much !...  thx for making my breakfast so hilariously interesting.
now my day is complete. thx to you guys i got a few new ideas to shoot today...
except one more thing...


Now I will be rich it's sure


Cover the two shrubs with snow since they just suck black print ink. Freezingpictures would never sell so well if 80% of his shots weren't snow. He would sell even more if the rest wasn't those dreaded black pinguins but polar bears with white sunglasses and giant lens flare.


if you use replace colour and change those ugly green blocked humps of what i think are shrubs, and make them skin coloured, it might be more interesting. add more flare to the face of the building
and it could look like some well endowned girl is taking a sunbath sans bikini and getting a good flash of sunshine from the sun's flare reflected off the building. very sellable summer health fitness photo, don't you think so?  rofl   


« Reply #51 on: April 18, 2009, 11:40 »
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Cover the two shrubs with snow since they just suck black print ink. Freezingpictures would never sell so well if 80% of his shots weren't snow. He would sell even more if the rest wasn't those dreaded black pinguins but polar bears with white sunglasses and giant lens flare.


GREAT INFO, thanks FD!
I now know what my next shoot will be about  ;) :-X

vonkara

« Reply #52 on: April 18, 2009, 11:53 »
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if you use replace colour and change those ugly green blocked humps of what i think are shrubs, and make them skin coloured, it might be more interesting. add more flare to the face of the building
and it could look like some well endowned girl is taking a sunbath sans bikini and getting a good flash of sunshine from the sun's flare reflected off the building. very sellable summer health fitness photo, don't you think so?  rofl   

Haha I am sure the owner of the house will appreciate having a whole studio on his balcony, while he wake up in the morning. I am not dealing with anyone doing microstock, I just take the pics  ;D

Flemish you are totally right. How can I have left a nasty dark bush in front. Let see the improved version


Description: Dream house balcony close up with so much light reflection... Printer friendly
« Last Edit: April 18, 2009, 11:57 by Vonkara »

batman

« Reply #53 on: April 18, 2009, 16:12 »
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Description: Dream house balcony close up with so much light reflection... Printer friendly


arghhh ! this must be the house that inspired Bruce Springstein blinded by the light   ;D
i am so blinded by the lens flare i need to put on 3 sunglasses under my batmask  8) 8) 8)
now i look like Robocop  ;D

« Reply #54 on: April 18, 2009, 22:56 »
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Flemish you are totally right. How can I have left a nasty dark bush in front. Let see the improved version

Description: Dream house balcony close up with so much light reflection... Printer friendly


Yes, but where is the girl with headset shaking hands over a real estate deal with blown out penguins saving the planet from global warming handing out free gifts in an atmosphere of holistic healing? Why didn't they come up with white print ink on black paper yet?

« Reply #55 on: April 19, 2009, 01:07 »
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LOL you are right. I can see the flow of designers searching for blown out pictures because of the mighty recession Haha

Yes and the carbon footprint, global warming and other replacements for the boogieman that make us swallow higher taxes. That's one of the secrets of Yuri Arcurs' success on billboards: his shots are very light and high key. In times where they like to tell us that every Google click will make the sea level rise by 1m, you shouldn't underestimate the contribution of less barrels of print ink in saving the planet.  ;D
I see now, this guy is a genius, he actually discover the secret of success in microstock. I just goes re-photoshop all my portfolio, here some of the next successful shot of mine

   

Now I will be rich it's sure





Holy Sh_t, I am seeing IStockphoto of the week here, I called it first...watch

vonkara

« Reply #56 on: April 19, 2009, 07:05 »
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Yes, but where is the girl with headset shaking hands over a real estate deal with blown out penguins saving the planet from global warming handing out free gifts in an atmosphere of holistic healing? Why didn't they come up with white print ink on black paper yet?
I am planning all this. I actually watch the owner habits to know when he is not home. I'm looking at his garbage for a signature. I just printed way too much business cards for my needs, so I am throwing them by the bus window while going home at night. Hopefully a real receptionist will find one and I can stole a penguin at the Montreal Biodome. Best seller comming  :)

batman

« Reply #57 on: April 20, 2009, 21:21 »
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vonkara, flemish, you guys are so out to lunch. don't you know penguins are black and white? blown out or not, i would say  to you vonkara, don't steal a penguin from the biodome, steal a polar bear.
you need a lot more penguins to fill the frame , whereas one frigging polar bear is enough to cover the whole thing. penguins still use up valuable black ink. polar bears don't.
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 21:24 by batman »

vonkara

« Reply #58 on: April 21, 2009, 00:21 »
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vonkara, flemish, you guys are so out to lunch. don't you know penguins are black and white? blown out or not, i would say  to you vonkara, don't steal a penguin from the biodome, steal a polar bear.
you need a lot more penguins to fill the frame , whereas one frigging polar bear is enough to cover the whole thing. penguins still use up valuable black ink. polar bears don't.
I'm planning small white suits for penguins :)

« Reply #59 on: April 27, 2009, 20:48 »
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« Last Edit: April 27, 2009, 21:06 by Suljo »


 

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