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Author Topic: You are just appointed CEO of iStock, outline your first 3 actions  (Read 7522 times)

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lisafx

« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2011, 12:18 »
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1. Divert all payments to my personally account while no one can see what is going on.
2. Transfer money to Swiss Account
3. Move to a country without an extradition treaty to either the US or UK.

ROFLMAO!  Now this is the most likely scenario ;D


michealo

« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2011, 12:24 »
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ETA: What's interesting to me is that IS seems to be built on MySQL/PHP with never-ending problems and Getty is probably on SQL/ASPX and I never see any problems. Coincidence?

Well written PHP is as reliable as any other language, Facebook use it extensively and use HIPHOP to transform it highly optimised C++

« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2011, 19:22 »
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1.  Tell the overlords at Hellman and Friedman that their dividends are not sustainable.

2.  Explain to the overlords at Hellman and Friedman that money isn't whats going to make them happy.

3.  Restore contributor relations by matching the royalty percentages at other top tier sites. 

« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2011, 19:27 »
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2.  Explain to the overlords at Hellman and Friedman that money isn't whats going to make them happy.


Ha!   ;D

« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2011, 19:27 »
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1. Go back to old canister system

2. Stop adding features until site actually works like it should.

3. Encourage community to promote IS around the world

« Reply #30 on: November 30, 2011, 19:33 »
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1. And only one RIP
world be the better place without you iSmacks...

« Reply #31 on: November 30, 2011, 19:46 »
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1) rebuild customer and contributor trust.
2) hire competent programmers
3) cancel partner programs

« Reply #32 on: November 30, 2011, 20:03 »
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1)rename Thinkstock IS
2)Move all vetta/p+ to getty
3)Sell old software to someone you hate

« Reply #33 on: November 30, 2011, 22:54 »
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1. Quit.
2. Start over with new site.
3. Give a fair cut, build community & allow discussion, rethink this whole mid-stock & tiered pricing b.s.

And . . . the next time the opportunity arises to sell out to the competitors, think a little harder.

SNP

  • Canadian Photographer
« Reply #34 on: November 30, 2011, 23:08 »
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2.  Explain to the overlords at Hellman and Friedman that money isn't what's going to make them happy.


they should put this on the error page...great answer


 

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