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Microstock Photography Forum - General => Off Topic => Topic started by: shank_ali on November 23, 2008, 14:36
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I am being stalked,i heard footsteps behind me today when i was shooting in the woods.I turned quickly and no-one was in sight.
Now i am getting paranoid as i hear whispering in my ears even when i am asleep.Shall i seek medical help or get a change of identity and emigrate to a remote island where once again i can enjoy my peace of mind.
Any suggestions to ease my tortured mind.
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;D ;D ;D you think too much ... stop thinking ;D ;D
but then again, if you do that, then all you get is an empty vessel,
and you know what an empty vessel does ;D ;D
oh well, some you win, some you lose. have fun ;)
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http://www.psychpatientmd.com/
Talk to Eva, she can help ya out :)
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[url]http://www.psychpatientmd.com/[/url]
Talk to Eva, she can help ya out :)
Thanks for link i shall check it out in due course.In the meantime inserting cotton wool in my ears seems to have eased the whispering....
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You're not Mad ... It was me. MUWA-HAA-HA I can see you....
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You're not Mad ... It was me. MUWA-HAA-HA I can see you....
That's what we call a spirited responce.I can see your on the same medication as my good self.I take one white tablet before i go to sleep and a red one before i awake and it helps!
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You're not Mad ... It was me. MUWA-HAA-HA I can see you....
That's what we call a spirited responce.I can see your on the same medication as my good self.I take one white tablet before i go to sleep and a red one before i awake and it helps!
rgebbie, avava, ali, you guys tear me up. this is more fun than sorting junkmail on the potty in the loo ;D ;D ;D
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You should try the blue ones at lunch.
AVAVA
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Shall i seek medical help or get a change of identity and emigrate to a remote island where once again i can enjoy my peace of mind.
Go for the remote island. And make sure there's no Internet access on it.
;D
Claude
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Shall i seek medical help or get a change of identity and emigrate to a remote island where once again i can enjoy my peace of mind.
Go for the remote island. And make sure there's no Internet access on it.
;D
Claude
quite honestly, i'd rather have a deserted island home somewhere in the tropical sun, then a classy apt with internet where i'm freezing my hineys off.
;)
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Go for the remote island. And make sure there's no Internet access on it.
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When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know
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I think you should pull the best from thisyour situation and write a song , I recall , Iron Maiden had a great success with one of theirs on this thematic. ;)
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I have awoken refreshed and ready to start a new week.The demons that follow me daily shall be bannished.
They take it in turns to follow me you no.I have counted 5 so far.I found it amusing the other day when i was out driving and went round a roundabout 3 times and two cars did the same....secret service my butt ;D
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the other day when i was out driving and went round a roundabout 3 times and two cars did the same....
but did you look in your mirror to see who were driving in those 2 surveillance autos? they were you ... arhhhhghh! :o
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the other day when i was out driving and went round a roundabout 3 times and two cars did the same....
but did you look in your mirror to see who were driving in those 2 surveillance autos? they were you ... arhhhhghh! :o
Is this me or is this you
Look in the mirror
Who do you see
Do you see you
Or do you see me ;D ;D ;D
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This all came about after i discovered a plot by some irate aussies to overthrow the british monachy.Codenamed " mevans" i discovered plans to force lizzie to abdicate and make australia free.
Since i reported this quango to M15 my life has been in turmoil.I think my home telephone is tapped so i have went ex directory to thwart their attempts to listen to my heavy breathing routine!
My tunnel is nearly complete....
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Yes, keep digging, your almost here. We have waited a long time for you, Welcome.
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Codenamed "mevans"
You had me going until this part. ;) Everybody knows mevans is just a big teddy bear.
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I am now safe.I have a new identity and shall remain elusive to all those wishing me harm.
The End.
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Do all your big deals in car garages downtown. The helicopters can't read you through that much concrete.
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It all sounds awesome, but I hope you realised that all tunnels end up in China ;D