Things You Will Not Hear From Obama


I love Republicans.
Rush Limbaugh is an American Patriot.
I love country music, longnecks, and pick-up trucks.
I am a card carrying Socialist.
The stimulation program did not work.
I am going bird hunting with Dick Cheney.
I will fire all the Czars tomorrow.
I should have used Vigara to stimulate the economy.
Nancy Pelosi is smarter than me.
America is the greatest country in the world.
Hillary was the better choice for President.
Where is George Bush when you need help?