HAHAHAHA I'm dying of laughter here - thank you. I just created this in like ... 15 minutes.
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To the tune of
by LMFAO, this is
Microstock Rock AnthemMICROSTOCK!! Yeah!!
Microstockin' in the house tonight!
Everybody just give up your time
And it'll make you lose your mind
You won't even make a freakin dime ...
Microstockin' in the house tonight!
Everybody just give up your time
And it'll make you lose your mind
You won't even make a ... cent here!
At the pc and on the clock, getting it done in microstock
Nonstop we're removing spots, booty getting fat, on chairs we rot,
Need a drink, I gots to know - tight crops, tattoos? Yeah they've got to go!
No black, no white, they do their own, want that money? Go upload.
Yo I'm running these pics through Lightroom,
I got a fab workflow, I'll be outta here soon,
We microstock! Yeah that's the crew that I'm reppin,
Removing zits, using Photoshop as a weapon
Microstockin' in the house tonight!
Everybody just give up your time
And it'll make you lose your mind
You won't even make a freakin dime ...
Microstockin' in the house tonight!
Everybody just give up your time
And it'll make you lose your mind
You won't even make a freakin dime ...
Everyday I'm uploadin ...
Uploadin, uploadin...
Step up fast and be the first agency to make us cash,
Give us money, don't be mad now, stop, stealin's bad.
One more batch for us, another round,
Please don't knock it back, don't mess around
We just wanna see them sellin' now,
Now you wanna be ... you're buyin now
Sales up, sales down, put images all around
Sales up, sales down, put images all around
Sales up, sales down, put images all around.
Get those sales up, get those sales up...
Microstockin' in the house tonight!
(get those sales up)
Everybody just give up your time
(get those sales up)
And it'll make you lose your mind
(get those sales up)
You won't even make a freakin dime ...