Not that I've ever done anything similar, but I can still photoshop horns on people's heads right?

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Just wondering if timelapse photographers have wrecked their shutters with so many exposures. And how many exposures before the shutter dies on various cameras - or are they far more resilient than expected?

No one can tell when will the shutter fail, not even factory specified numbers. It's sheer luck. Most modern cameras are rated at 150k, some of them fail in 3 digits, some go one even after one million.
There was a website where users reported shutter fails of different models and there was a graph, but not much conclusion could be pulled out of it, fails where all over the count scale, with only noticable peaks a few thousand clicks before the rated number and some long after the rated number. There was a significant number of fails under 10k or so. As I said, all over the place. I don't think that website is updated anymore.

Timelapse will up your numbers in no time, this doesn't mean the shutter will fail, who could tell if the shutter fails from wear, time it takes materials and grease to harden, bumping the camera around or the combination of all of this.
What it will certainly do is lower your camera's resale value, especially if it's not a pro level camera, where shutter replacement cost is just a fraction of body cost.
 

I'm suspecting those should be higher but are some kind of discount for buyers...

Give Xpiks a try, very easy to use and free. 

IS a bit less than average months.
SS BME almost double my average months, I did increase my portfolio but new files sell rarely.
FT completely dead since June, flat line, it was in line with IS before June, very strange.

Seems rather low for SS and IS, I had about three times that last year in the first two months with between 30 and 50 images then.

I think you should add more realism and less like vector drawing. That would include more detailed textures, better shaders, more interesting lighting and pay attention to color theory.
For instance, why not give that box a more realistic shader and texture and rotate it so it can clearly be seen as 3D, to make it a step further away from vector drawing.

I'd say 30, but I try to max it where possible.

Xpiks for both keywording and uploading. If I was to use my brain alone, as non native English speaker, I'd miss out lots of words I didn't know and I'd never learn them.

Yes here too, if they keep coming early we might eventually get back to realtime stats.

And even if showed here, don't see the point, it's just something (if it was true) that someone really needed for something in that moment, could be the most random photo that will never sell again.

Yup, same here.

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