Have you opened a support ticket? Duncan normally responds within one day

Duncan is at CanStock so won't help out here.  Two months or more is about right for Crestock - or at least that's what I remember from when I was still uploading there a long time ago.  It's even more fun once you get the reviews back to see what was accepted (or not).  If you want to continue with them just submit and forget - it's not worth worrying about what happens after that.

I have a batch of uploaded images pending there for TWO whole months. Ridiculous. Are they even alive?

I've uploaded several batches in the last months but yes, the pending time is very very long.
I thought, the staff was on vacation but being in September the things must be back to normal...
They may have a very few reviewers.

Today I finally learned that Crestock is made to annoy contributors.

It's not so easy to remove my portfolio since I invested a lot of time and nerves to upload those images. And I still believe, somebody at Crestock has problems with the business model and just has a too closed mind to look around and observe, the world is changed and microstockers aren't just those stupid, still learning point-and-shooters.

Although a good site with a relatively long past, they are wasting their position...