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Microstock Photography Forum - General => General Stock Discussion => Topic started by: faber on April 17, 2008, 01:28

Title: Great new microstock site!!!
Post by: faber on April 17, 2008, 01:28
Try out this new fantastic site : FOOL-IMAGES!!

Great looking web-site, strong customer base (they say).

Uploaded the first images last week and I already got many downloads!!

Join now!!!!!

Based on the Fiji Islands, their founder and CEO Jimbo Jack has many years of experience (in whatever area) and will guarantee the success of the company.

Contributors get great pay for uploads: 5 coconuts for every 100 images!

Commission for photographers is a whopping 98%!! With that tremendous sales potential, you can easily live with their current payout limit of US$ 5.000,--

And they are very nice people, they told me I have one of the best portfolios they have ever seen and I will make megatons of money with them!

They really pamper their contributors (I cannot post what happened after I took their gorgeous looking secretary out for dinner last night......).

Upload now, don't miss that chance!! Here is the link: www.FOOL-IMAGES.ARGHHH





What??!! Its not April-01???
Upps, sorry....
Manfred ;D ;D




Title: Re: Great new microstock site!!!
Post by: snurder on April 17, 2008, 02:12
It has a dot ARGHHH domain - does that means it's owned by pirates?

I'll take my payout in Conch please!
Title: Re: Great new microstock site!!!
Post by: MSG-wreyn on April 17, 2008, 02:56
yeah but on their site. under "jobs at fool-images" it says only those whose name begins with Atila needs apply....
Title: Re: Great new microstock site!!!
Post by: CCK on April 17, 2008, 04:02
My bank refused to accept the cocconuts I tried to deposit.
Title: Re: Great new microstock site!!!
Post by: faber on April 17, 2008, 04:38
My bank refused to accept the cocconuts I tried to deposit.

Sorry, but this is not our problem.

Look for a new bank!

Did I mention: we also work in the banking business: TURTLE BANK. You can open an account within 2 days. PIGGY BANK transfers are welcome.

In case we are going out of business (you know, the economy is challenging today....), your deposit will be transferred to Attila II.

Jimbo Jack (alias Attila I)
Title: Re: Great new microstock site!!!
Post by: Gregor909 on April 17, 2008, 08:03
Why are you making fun of people who got their career ruined?
Title: Re: Great new microstock site!!!
Post by: Velvia on April 17, 2008, 08:07
Why are you making fun of people who got their career ruined?

Exactly!
Title: Re: Great new microstock site!!!
Post by: faber on April 17, 2008, 09:07
Why are you making fun of people who got their career ruined?


Exactly!


careers ruined? Well, obviously not exactly... -> http://www.zurb.com/team .....and they are hiring people -> http://zurb.standoutjobs.com

contributor money in piggy bank accounts ruined? Well.......
Title: Re: Great new microstock site!!!
Post by: vphoto on April 17, 2008, 09:13
I have more mistrust for lamenting people than for laughing ones. keep on smiling, farber!



Title: Re: Great new microstock site!!!
Post by: Gregor909 on April 17, 2008, 09:30
Why are you making fun of people who got their career ruined?


Exactly!


careers ruined? Well, obviously not exactly... -> [url]http://www.zurb.com/team[/url] .....and they are hiring people -> [url]http://zurb.standoutjobs.com[/url]

contributor money in piggy bank accounts ruined? Well.......



Well if this is your point, why not make it a serious discussion?
Title: Re: Great new microstock site!!!
Post by: bittersweet on April 17, 2008, 10:21
.....and they are hiring people -> [url]http://zurb.standoutjobs.com[/url]



Tempting. One of the job perks is "Stock options in LuckyOliver"