Top 10 Most Feared Comments in Microstock (I just put my 3 items in the list thus need help completing)

1.   Microstock Company- "We have increased our Marketing Department to sell more of your images" - Translation - Commission Cuts
2.   Microstock Company- "We have a New Partnership" – Translation- Giving away the farm (Free images or very low rates)
3.   Microstock Company- "We are Excited" – Translation- Less Sales due to some sort of rebalance or alignment in their inventory

4. Please give us a bit more time to gather the facts: >> [crap], Sean found it.

5) This will benefit our contributors. (we've grabbed some cash at your expense)
6) ... is unsustainable (your commission is being cut)
7) We want to improve communications - or - keep it on topic (we want you to shut up)

8 Good News

9) Money won't make you happy! 

10) In order to sustaain our growth.............

We are excited to announce that our new manager will be Kelly Thompson 

my signature

Definitely "we are excited to announce...".       Nothing good ever follows those words.

It was never used, but it has to be the end of the world if any of them will one day say: "We are sorry, but we have bad news for our contributors......."

Quote from: Microstock Posts on January 12, 2013, 21:52
We are excited to announce that our new manager will be Kelly Thompson 

Very Mock the Week!

11) We know you aren't in it for the money...

12) There are so many new initiatives, we can't keep the details straight
13) Our programers are working on a fix
14) Shank Ali, our new forum moderator
14) Old credits

" we are changing the search for the benefit of buyers and contributors and also getting rid of glitches".

which means:  business is bad and we "think" our new search will increase speedy profits for ourselves. F##k our contributors.

"Trust us..."

"We are only representing the top contributors in the world" and a few lines further "All is invited to participate....."

"We understand your concern, we feel your pain, and we only want the best for our contributors, however..."

Your image is "overfiltered" because it competes with mine.

Quote from: rubyroo on January 12, 2013, 21:42
9) Money won't make you happy!

Quote from: rubyroo on January 12, 2013, 21:42
9) Money won't make you happy!

That one...right there!

PS...Best signature ever, Rubyroo!

"we do not need it at this time" - (it competes with the images i have in there), (and may be better than them) lol

Quote:
Google is an important partner for us and we have many innovative licensing arrangements with them in place and in negotiations. Our goal is to continue to expand and improve this partnership over time – to the benefit of everyone involved including Google and it's customers, as well as Getty Images and our contributors. This is a long term objective that includes pricing, copyright protection, and volume.

= We are going to rip you of more in many new ways in the future.

Quote from: Karimala on January 14, 2013, 07:41
PS...Best signature ever, Rubyroo!

Thank you so much!  That gave me such a big smile.  -->  

Anything involving "innovative".

15) We are introducing a new tiered royalty system based on your sales...
16) We are introducing new products...
17) We are introducing new distribution partners...