Taken from the Istock off-topic forum...

Remember to never ask for help on the internet

http://www.talkfestivals.com/showthread.php?t=3258

Mean 

That's pretty funny.

nasty 

Hillarious!!!

Just what I needed - thanks for posting!

My side hurts from laughing so hard 

Great!      Good way to start a Tuesday morning ...

... and such a tough request.

That is really funny - just what I needed to cheer me up with all the IS best match BS

That gave me the laugh I needed to get me through the day

ooh, i like the "sexy" background one, 
what a birthday present for daddy   

merci vonkara, we needed something to laugh, at this time , for sure!

I think I just broke two ribs from laughing at this one - thanks for posting this, V.  You made my day!!!   

But, nobody feel sorry for this poor guy, who only wanted to make a gift to his father. OK, maybe it's enough funny to not feelling so sorry for him