I think I have to issue a M for Mature rating to prevent any complaints but I love this parody:

The First Honest Cable Company

That is hilarious!  And unfortunately far too true...

Comcast Business Model...

Than forget to say...

And we have spread the market to smaller countries , bought their providers for a years profit mostly by  corruption and we are supplying them with that older technology that u used to overpay 10 years ago.

Hey we manage to sell that old packages for twice u payed it then.

hey, even their premier is in jail but business he sealed are still valid, because only well trained stuff we have are are lawyers. They are even stronger than some goverments.

So don't forget to  take care of the hardware if u have if any because they will have use it in 10 years from now...