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shank_ali

« on: November 23, 2008, 14:36 »
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I am being stalked,i heard footsteps behind me today when i was shooting in the woods.I turned quickly and no-one was in sight.
Now i am getting paranoid as i hear whispering in my ears even when i am asleep.Shall i seek medical help or get a change of identity and emigrate to a remote island where once again i can enjoy my peace of mind.
Any suggestions to ease my tortured mind.


hali

« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2008, 14:40 »
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 ;D ;D ;D you think too much ... stop thinking  ;D ;D
but then again, if you do that, then all you get is an empty vessel,
and you know what an empty vessel does  ;D ;D

oh well, some you win, some you lose. have fun  ;)

« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2008, 14:51 »
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http://www.psychpatientmd.com/
Talk to Eva, she can help ya out :)

shank_ali

« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2008, 15:21 »
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http://www.psychpatientmd.com/
Talk to Eva, she can help ya out :)

Thanks for link i shall check it out in due course.In the meantime inserting cotton wool in my ears seems to have eased the whispering....

AVAVA

« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2008, 15:34 »
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You're not Mad ... It was me. MUWA-HAA-HA I can see you....

shank_ali

« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2008, 16:51 »
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You're not Mad ... It was me. MUWA-HAA-HA I can see you....
That's what we call a spirited responce.I can see your on the same medication as my good self.I take one white tablet before i go to sleep and a red one before i awake and it helps!

hali

« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2008, 17:01 »
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You're not Mad ... It was me. MUWA-HAA-HA I can see you....
That's what we call a spirited responce.I can see your on the same medication as my good self.I take one white tablet before i go to sleep and a red one before i awake and it helps!
rgebbie, avava, ali, you guys tear me up. this is more fun than sorting junkmail on the potty in the loo ;D ;D ;D

AVAVA

« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2008, 17:01 »
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You should try the blue ones at lunch.

AVAVA

« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2008, 17:49 »
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Shall i seek medical help or get a change of identity and emigrate to a remote island where once again i can enjoy my peace of mind.


Go for the remote island.  And make sure there's no Internet access on it.
 ;D

Claude

hali

« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2008, 18:04 »
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Shall i seek medical help or get a change of identity and emigrate to a remote island where once again i can enjoy my peace of mind.


Go for the remote island.  And make sure there's no Internet access on it.
 ;D

Claude

quite honestly, i'd rather have a deserted island home somewhere in the tropical sun, then a classy apt with internet where i'm freezing my hineys off.
 ;)

Tuilay

« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2008, 18:45 »
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Go for the remote island.  And make sure there's no Internet access on it.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2008, 20:42 »
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I think you should pull the best from thisyour situation and write a song , I recall , Iron Maiden had a great success with one of theirs on this thematic.  ;)

shank_ali

« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2008, 02:02 »
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I have awoken refreshed and  ready to start a new week.The demons that follow me daily shall be bannished.
They take it in turns to follow me you no.I have counted 5 so far.I found it amusing the other day when i was out driving and went round a roundabout 3 times and two cars did the same....secret service my butt  ;D

hali

« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2008, 07:50 »
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..
the other day when i was out driving and went round a roundabout 3 times and two cars did the same....
but did you look in your mirror to see who were driving in those 2 surveillance autos? they were you ... arhhhhghh!  :o

Tuilay

« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2008, 09:45 »
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..
the other day when i was out driving and went round a roundabout 3 times and two cars did the same....
but did you look in your mirror to see who were driving in those 2 surveillance autos? they were you ... arhhhhghh!  :o

Is this me or is this you
Look in the mirror
Who do you see
Do you see you
Or do you see me  ;D ;D ;D

shank_ali

« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2008, 15:56 »
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This all came about after i discovered a plot by some irate aussies to overthrow the british monachy.Codenamed " mevans" i discovered plans to force lizzie to abdicate and make australia free.
Since i reported this quango to M15 my life has been in turmoil.I think my home telephone is tapped so i have went ex directory to thwart their attempts to listen to my heavy breathing routine!
My tunnel is nearly complete....
« Last Edit: November 25, 2008, 02:02 by shank_ali »

« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2008, 16:21 »
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Yes, keep digging, your almost here. We have waited a long time for you, Welcome.

bittersweet

« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2008, 16:26 »
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Codenamed "mevans"

You had me going until this part.  ;) Everybody knows mevans is just a big teddy bear.

shank_ali

« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2008, 15:53 »
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I am now safe.I have a new identity and shall remain elusive to all those wishing me harm.
The End.

AVAVA

« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2008, 16:04 »
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Do all your big deals in car garages downtown. The helicopters can't read you through that much concrete.

Tuilay

« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2008, 16:09 »
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It all sounds awesome, but I hope you realised that all tunnels end up in China  ;D


 

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