It's time for some laughs here to take our minds off..."Fotolia and MostStockPhotos"
Tell us those funny things you did when you were a kid!
I'll start by telling you my darkest secret.... My mother always kept my hair cut short when I was a kid and I always wished I had long hair. I use to put panty hose on my head with the ends rolled up so it appeared I had pig tails and played with my imaginary friend which was a rag mop...since it had long hair too.
My dreams came true because I now have long hair so I no longer need those panty hose!!!!!!! At least not for my head..

Man I'll probably regret I posted this..............

Sorry, I was the perfect child and never did anything foolish 

I found a dead squirrel in my backyard; I buried it out back, using a potato chips bag for a coffin and two tree branches tied together for a cross. Then I lived in fear of The Spirit of the Dead Squirrel, I lost a lot of sleep over it. I was in the 4th grade.

Now you'll probably go to bed tonight and have nightmares about a dead squirrel!!

I had a tempera, but I did not  have a brush...
So I cut a lock of hair to create a paint brush, only because I could not find it...

When Mom came home from work she found a mess of color and me without  part of my hair ...
She laughed like never before then .....

Not really weird but a bit stupid .. When I was like 6 my mom ordered a bunch of expensive flower bulbs and planted them outside the house .. my friend and I were digging in the dirt and found them .. we thought they were cat turds so we did her a favor and dug them up and tossed them all out in the street. She comes home and I'm all proud of myself .. "The cat pooped in your flower bed so Clint and me got rid of them for you."  

Yeah she didn't look too happy when she saw about 50 high dollar bulbs smashed all over the street from traffic. I have no idea why we thought they were kitty poo .. they looked nothing like cat turds.

"The cat pooped in your flower bed so Clint and me got rid of them for you." 

Classic!!!     My gut still hurts from laughing...  that should be put in a movie somewhere....
   Me?  I'm thinking about it...   I'll get back to you....   keep 'em coming!!  =tom

Oh my...where should I start?

These are classified as my husbands, but he was telling me one time when he was a kid he was pulling a wagon behind his tricycle and watching the wagon the whole time. He said he was going pretty fast when all of a sudden he ran right into a stop sign. He hit so hard it threw him off the tricycle into the wagon.

Gotta tell you this one too...even thought he did this as an adult..it would be considered something someone with less maturity would do. He use to always say "Where there's smoke there's fire" It was winter and we had a little auto body shop where we lived and we had to heat it with wood. I was helping him sand down the hood of a car. The fire in the stove wasn't burning very good so he took a gas can and threw the gas inside the wood store.. The next thing I heard was BOOM and then here he comes flying across the top of the hood and onto the floor on the other side. When he stood up I died laughing because his beard, eye brown's and hair at the front were all white where they had gotten hit by the fire. He also had on a polyester shirt and it was all melted. I tried hard not to laugh and the only thing I could say was "You know where there's smoke there"s fire honey" And died laughing again.

hm... the weirdest... I got electrocuted...
By pissing on a barbed wire around a cow meadow........   ... can you believe how tiny my ......  got.... 

Patrick.

And I thought I'd heard it all....Bet you look before you piss now..