While  the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female  crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual
 information  regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

Finally,  she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip  while your captain, Judith Campbell, and  crew
 take  you safely toAfghanistan'

An old Sgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to  himself,
 'Did  I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? '

When  the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand  you right? Is the captain a woman?'
 'Yes,'!  said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew  is female.'


  
'My  God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch  and sodas. I don't know what to think
 with  only women up there in the cockpit.'
  
'That's  another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew  member,
 'We  No Longer Call It The Cockpit'
  
  'It's  The Box Office.'  
  
Quote  of the day:
'Whatever  you give a woman, she will make greater. If you  give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you  give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you  give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If  you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.  She multiplies and enlarges what is given to  her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to  receive a ton of  crap.'